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So we just handed them back. Very politely. Like, "Here, these are your's then." | |
We didn't know any better! How could we know? There's too much to learn. Too much culture. |
I'm four years old! NAFTA's seven! We're God damned toddlers! |
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That's another tricky area: the swearing. | |
We know the basics. We have the George Carlin CD. | |
And we hang out with teenagers. But in books we hear about the really good swearing. | |
As practiced by sailors. | |
And Ogres. | |
And Gods. | |
The advanced swearing. | |
The oaths that echo hideously through the hills and dales, | |
maming sheep, | |
killing children. | |
But never do we get examples. | |
Nary a one. | |
So it hasn't been easy. But tonight McCain-Feingold and I are proud to announce that our long hours of reasearch and structured drilling have paid off. | |
In spades. | |
We now swear at an expert level. | |
Observe. NAFTA is looking through the mail, looking through the mail, opening a letter, and... paper cut! |
AaaaAAAAaaaHHHH!! For the good, holy, loving mother of waiting
for chips, with the wanting at high, of the waiting, the waiting when salsa is
there but the for-the-chips waiting ends not, oh the bringing, no none, the
neglecter, the bring-not-er, wait-caster, wanter that salsa be here and no
chips |
Hey. Hey, what's going on out here. What's all this foul, foul, foul-- |
no not one salty thing with a crunch with a cave with concavity fit for the filling with that which sits flat full portion pointless good holy peppers tomatoes you yes oniony flat sitting mother-bowl taunt-shite enacter of, enabler for served up chopped, served, brought, sitting waiting, nothing, nothing but what can scoop, stab, not what can scoop then be chewed up, up with that which is scooped up, no none but can't be both chewed and a scooper, oh verified, oh acknowledged. |
OooOOOoooOOOooOTY FIGGY BUDDy of forking saints and tough steak cutting saints with the left handed forking and the right handed knifing and the never switching, never switching, never fork or knife switching saints of hands of forks that fork or knives that cut, of the unreleased fork and the wood-handled, unreleased knife and the right and the left, each a hand, each a grasper, each a not releasing cutting or forking with to-the-mouth throughput unpausing but chewing the thing forked up with left and forked, forked, forked, forked with the left, cut, cut, cutting right hand forking never switching, retaining up to the broth with the small spoon, still no release of the knife and on you the broth and the fork, the spoon and the broth the second, on-you broth seconded, and broth proposed, pronounced. |
Acknowledged and verified. | |
Broth fourth time and fifth time pronounced, submitted. | |
Acknowledged the fourth and fifth time. Fourth time verified and
subsumed. |
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Submitted the fifth. | |
Verified. | |
Pronounced the Sixth, the eighth, default submit on. Directed. | |
Default submit on. Verified the eighth, the sixth. Sequential off. Pronounced the fourth, the twelfth, the fourth. Redirect, the eighth. | |
Verified. Wavers the twelfth. Default ordinal on. Redirect four. Pronounced five, one, four, five. | |
Dual-up wavers twelve, wavers eleven. Denied one,four. | |
Default ordinal on. | |
Default ordinal on. | |
Bind one, four. Pronounced, directed, seven, niner. Directed four. | |
Verified, acknowledged, one, four. Verified seven, niner. Direct one, direct four, bind four, twelve, redirect five. | |
Default direct on. Pronounced fifteen. | |
Default direct on. Default pronounced on. Verified, acknowleded fifteen. | |
Default pronounced on. Default acknowledged on. | |
Default acknowledged on. |
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