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1. 13.1 Use a spatula to apply lotion to the upper back. No need for a halt-signaling 8/5-scale Richard Scarry policeman-beagle mannequin.
2. 13.2 Essentially decent, Bourne would never make you look at the cartoon caption contest before killing you with a New Yorker. Relax.
3. 13.3 Masking tape becomes joy tape. How? Just does.
4. 13.4 A sin re-confessed is back on, and a 3rd, 5th, or 7th confession toggles it back off, but what exactly is your game?