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1. 9.1 Swapping stories with an old friend. OK. But if a story begins “Pete and Repeat,” excuse yourself; that was a setup, not a friendship.
2. 9.2 Take a homeocation. 24X: a night on the ottoman; 60X: same, ottoman lashed to foot of bed.
3. 9.3 “Bids under $50 will be cherished,” writes M. in loving search of a freelance copy editor.
4. 9.4 Golden light shields you from every suggestion.